Chairman's Lounge Membership

Instead of sending someone a Christmas card this Christmas, why not send them membership to Australia's most exclusive club? Introducing the Qantarse Chairman's Lounge Entry Certificate.

At last, you and your friends can rub shoulders with the rich and powerful, and Anthony Albanese's son.

Sick of being one of those poor schlubs who have to mix with ordinary people when you go to the airport? With this membership, you'll never have to talk to a normal person again - just like 90% of our elected representatives!

This voucher grants the holder entry to the Qantarse Chairman's Lounge, a lounge so exclusive that you can't buy access (in stark contrast to the politicians who go there). 

Bearers of the certificate get unlimited access to the Chairman's Lounge, and in return, they agree to regulate Australia's aviation industry in the sole interest of Qantarse. What a bargain!

Each certificate comes with a blank custom-made Qantarse envelope. Buy a four pack and send them out to everyone you want to peddle influence with, and before you know it, you too can start writing legislation in your own favour!

Specs:
- 1 x DL card - full colour double sided printed on luxury 280gsm linen paper
- 1 x DL custom printed Qantarse branded envelope