Chaser Birthday Card
Is it someone's birthday?
You bet it is.
Give the person who you can't think of a decent gift for a Chaser Birthday Card. The best Birthday Card. Best. It's so good.
We've got the best birthday cards. They're the best. You're gonna love them.
People love our birthday cards. We're gonna send a tremendous card.* Believe me.
Order cards for your friends and loved ones and we'll send them straight there**. Send us their name and a message and we'll transpose it real good on the card. It'll be tremendous. Believe me.
How much would expect to pay for such an hilarious card? $3.95? $4.95? Ours is just $8.95. What a bargain.
* Doesn't ship to Nauru, Manus Island or Mexico
**Or close. Really close. Tremendously close.