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Special Edition Chaser Father’s Day card

$8.95 $100,000.00 saving $99,991.05
Special Edition Chaser Father’s Day card

Special Edition Chaser Father’s Day card

$8.95 $100,000.00 saving $99,991.05

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Tell him you love him, but not that much, by buying him The Chaser's special-edition Father's Day card.

Personally handcrafted by the finest mass-printing machines, The Chaser’s Father’s Day card probably isn’t worth $8.95, but it’s the cheapest option here, and it’ll mean that you don’t have to think about getting him something for another year. And at least it's not $100,000, which is the price we were originally planning to charge for it. That's a saving of $99,991.05.

Printed on quality 300gsm paper, made from only from the most endangered Indonesian rainforest wood, the card itself contains two witty disclaimers, that make it absolutely clear that the statement “You’re the best dad in the world!” is highly conditional, and probably sarcastic. A must for any dysfunctional family.

If you wish, our intern will handwrite any message you want to the special father in your life, and mail it direct to his letter box. (Just click on the "Add a note to your order" button in the shopping basket page, and write the message there).

The Chaser's Father's Day Card: At $8.95, it’s probably a bit of a rip-off, but absolutely worth it. Limited(-ish) edition.