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Single Roll of Toilet Paper

$100.00 $1,000,000.00 saving $999,900.00
Single Roll of Toilet Paper

Single Roll of Toilet Paper

$100.00 $1,000,000.00 saving $999,900.00
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This very rare single roll of toilet paper is a one-in-a-lifetime offer, assuming we all die from coronavirus in the next week.

Perfect for stockpiling away with all 248 other rolls you've currently stashed in your basement, this luxury anus wiping material can be all yours to flush down the toilet for the low low price of $500.

Item will be shipped directly from Wuhan, China. Please allow up to 3 months for delivery.