Mother's Day Card

 The vast majority of Mother's Day cards are full of sappy flowers, pink, frilly hearts and sentimental ditties that might have been fine in the days before feminism, but nowadays look a bit silly, especially now that women have the vote and everything. 

That's why we've developed a Mother's Day to cater to the billions of mothers on earth who want a witty quip on their card, just like every Father's Day card has.

Hurry, stocks are limited -- just like the gains of second-wave feminism.